Medhurst’s Theorems

1.   Rule #1...there are no rules.

2.   Thou shall win at any cost.

3.   If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

4.   Rules are meant to be broken.

5.   Grades and brains have no relation. 

6.   Organized religion is the root of all evil.

7.   Close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.

8.   What comes around, goes around.....but only if you help pass it to the deserving
     party.

9.   Don’t get mad, don’t get even, get ahead.

10.  Pussy is good food.

11.  When in doubt: Kick Ass, Take Names.

12.  Turning the other cheek gets you slapped twice.

13.  He who dies with the most sins, wins.

14.  Leech for as long as you can, for our providers may die tomorrow.
     (Credit JW)

15.  The only good lamer is a wasted lamer.

16.  The only difference between a cult and a religion is how profitable it is.

17.  The grass is always greener on the other side, but the neighbor’s dog still shits there. 
     (Credit KF)   

18.  The true cost of software is how many blanks it takes to copy it.

19.  For every technology, there is equal and opposite hacker technology.
     (Credit EW)

20. “Good News Bible”.  A contradiction in title if I’ve ever heard of one.

21.  One man's morals is another man's toilet paper.

 



Appendix

 

"When justice is denied, and any class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob, and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe."
Fredrick Douglas, 1886

 

"A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither. "
Thomas Jefferson

 

200 rounds of ammo. $70.
Two ski masks. $24.
Two black trench coats. $260.
Seeing the expression on your classmates' faces right before you blow their heads off. Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard

seen on slashdot.org

 

MBA's: Can't live with 'em. Can't legally torture them to death.
seen on slashdot.org

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,
the Swiss hold the America's cup,  France is accusing the USA of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war"

seen on bitbender.com

 

Be polite. Be courteous. But have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
Seen on combatcarry.com (Jeff Cooper originally ?)


We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.
Seen on various sites.

There is a place in the world for all of God's creatures....
Right next to the mashed potatos !

Seen on various sites.

The Ak-47.  When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every muthafucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Samuel L  Jackson ?


If this is how the state treats its law-abiding citizens, it doesn't deserve to have any.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn